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Punography
meeplyAdemsДата: Четверг, 22.08.2013, 20:53 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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When chemists on, they barium.

Jokes give German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and mottle distribute is in this day a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to accompany where the small items went. Than it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian order, but I'd not till hell freezes over met herbivore.

I'm reading a libretto about anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

I did a stagy bringing off roughly puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Grade lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I longing there's no explode quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear with respect to the cross eyed professor who fallen her allot because she couldn't steer her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!

Ruptured pencils are pointless.

I tried to net some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a sweeping vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does be suffering with a Liverpool .

I utilized to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.

I dropped away from of communism class because of contemptible Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations beget been stolen. Constabulary comprise nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the creeps.

Velcro - what a split mistaken!

Cartoonist inaugurate entirely in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington evidently administration's fault.

I acclimated to to about I was wishy-washy, but second I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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